WARNING
you are forbidden to touch my hands.
or hold them, swing them and
(insert whatever you can think of)
i am into conditioning period

you can still ask me out for badminton if you want. i most willing to sit there and watch and pick up the shuttles. like tomorrow, the boys are coming over for basketball. basketball leh!!
i cant play. =(

and most importantly, please be a gentleman or gentlewoman if you see me carrying heavy things.

the above warning is applicable for 5 months.
can be withdrawn without prior notice
the issuer of this warning has the right to discriminate