those with weak family ties and/or who are desperate to date me out, here's the bit of good news so listen up! i'm ITT-ing you.

i've free passes to the zoo for 4 person (daily), including myself, all the way till wednesday. additional heads would be given 10 bucks discount each (quite a kill still) so if you belong to any of the stated groups above, please contact me directly to make a booking! i'm such a zookeeper seriously that i'm excited bout making multiple trips in 2 days.

while stocks last.